I've been giving you some of my stories, what are some happenings back home?!
(Imaginary epics are ok!)
Buuuuut first, I got to ask...
- What the hell is up with Charlie Sheen? (He hit here hard!)
http://www.urlesque.com/2011/03/03/charlie-sheen-comics/
- WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE 'SUPER 8' TRAILER?!
http://www.twitvid.com/T6FFB
- Are y'all as excited as I am about the first of the Tron 3 teasers?!
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/48847
And,
For my comic loving friends, you gotta read this shit:
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/03/08/batman-odyssey-neal-adams-insane/
GENIUS!!!
P.S. Mike I'm halfway through 'Starman'...A-MA-ZING!!!
P.P.S. Did any of you throw up as hard as I did at the full 'Smurfs' trailer?
Alrighty I hope you're all well peeps!! If any of you are in the mood for some chatting, you can Skype me at -- mmmmmtobycanto. Peace!!!
- Toby
An update from HQ:
ReplyDeleteCass and I went to Disneyland for Spring Break, and it was very epic. I posted FB updates of lessons learned from every ride. And here they are, for your reading pleasure!
Disneyland Day 1
"Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow and fantasy." Good bye logic and grammar, hello Disneyland.
-Lesson learned from Peter Pan's Flight: magic is over the moment the ship runs into the plastic rock wall. And racism is alive and big-nosed.
Lesson learned from Pinocchio's Daring Journey: Pleasure Island is a den of sin, and Pinnochio is a scary freakin' movie.
Lesson learned from Mr. Toad's Wild Ride: to get in a car with Mr. Toad is to actively decide to go to hell. Also Cass was behind the wheel, so I can only blame the terrible driving on her being a woman...
Day 1 (cont.)
ReplyDelete- Lesson learned on Tea Cups: Still as hard core as it was when you were 11. Arms and abs hoo-rah.
- Lesson learned on Materhorn: sometimes life is hard, but if you hold on, all will turn out good. Or something. Big mountain with water.
- Lesson learned from Small World: ears do, in fact, bleed.
- Lesson learned from Roger Rabbit's Car-Toon Spin: long lines are not made any more charming by wacky designs in line.
- Lesson learned at Space Mountain: Awesome rides are awesome.
- Lesson learned from Astro Blasters: Buzz Lightyear is a pimp, and Cassidy is better than me at randomly shooting poorly aiming lasers. And Astro Blasters is a terrible name for anything, except perhaps a Buzz Lightyear Porn Parody (which should never ever exist).
Disneyland Day 2
ReplyDeleteDay 2 of Disney begins with bread bowls of clam chowder. There is a notable difference in food quality from one side of the park to the other. (Hint: America is tastier than fantasy.)
- Lesson learned on Pirates of the Caribbean: make overs are a good thing. And animatronics in low light look like pirates sometimes. And it would actually suck to both live in a time of pirates or be a pirate for reals. Lots of lessons here really...
- Lesson learned on Haunted Mansion: Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize.
- Lesson learned from the Winnie the Pooh ride: I'm just glad the line was short for this one, okay?
- Lesson learned from Big Thunder Mountain Railroad: Cass aint so tough when she hasn't ridden a ride before.
- Lesson learned on Indiana Jones Adventure: Long lines can't stop Indiana Jones. But they do make me fucking sleepy.
- Lesson learned on Jungle Cruise: puns make any ride better.
- Lesson learned on Nemo's Submarine Adventure: crappy underwater animatronics are significantly complimented by awesome holographics. Also, Cassidy gets sea sick when confined in a small space underwater.
- Lesson learned on Soarin' Over California: "Our state is better than your state," said Kronk from Emperor's New Groove.
Disneyland Day 3: Lookin' to have an adventure. A California Adventure.
ReplyDelete- Lesson learned on Grizzly River Rapids: Riding a ride where you get soaked first thing in the morning is probably always a stupid idea.
- Lesson learned from Disney Channel Rocks! show: Cassidy knows the dances from the movies and shows better than the stage performers. And I think the Asian dude and the black dude are sleeping together, but the white guy isn't happy about it.
- Lesson learned from California Screamin': I have only one rollercoaster face. And singing along to the epic music makes the ride even MORE EPIC!
- Lesson learned in the "Its Tough to be a Bug" show: Cass is afraid of bugs. Yes, even animated, 3D ones.
- Lesson learned on Tower of Terror: I have a silly scream, apparently...
- Lesson learned from Mike and Sulley to the Rescue: you don't get to shoot things on every Pixar ride. And that movie kicks serious and somewhat forgotten ass.
- Lesson learned at Muppets 3D: The next Muppet Movie should definitely be in 2D.
- This is not a lesson update, but I just gotta say that turkey legs are freakin delicious. Disney's Cheeto rip-off, however, is less good...
- Lessons learned at Turtle Talk with Crush: Kid asks, "Are you real?" The turtle actually thought about it. Genius.
- Lesson learned from World of Color: Disney is the shit. That was hands down the best thing at Disneyland. We really saved the best for last.
Lessons brought to you by Charlie Sheen Tiger Blood Cocaine©
Speaking of which...
ReplyDeleteYes, Charlie Sheen lost his mind.
Super 8 trailer is very sexy and full of Speilbergian magic mixed with Abrams awesome.
Wasn't able to see the Tr3n stuff cause it got pulled off the internet, but hopefully it will have a real story this time.
Also, you should know Darren Aronofsky is off The Wolverine. So, there goes that movie, I guess. Frownie face.